Jessica Simpson’s Breasts are Trying to Escape
May 8, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
FUG ALERT! Hide your eyes if you have a weak stomach. The big-tittied chipmunk strikes again and this time at last night's Costume Institute Gala in NYC. The Gala honored the works of Poiret: The King of Fashion. Whoever Poiret is I don't think he had this in mind.
It's NYC, not Reno sweetheart! She's just a mess from head to toe. The look on John Mayer's face says it all. The tits are all sorts of wonk, the beak looks like it's been gnawed at by a rat and the hair is just……Ken Paves needs to be stripped of his license!
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