Don’t Sign the Petition!

May 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Parasite Hilton is begging for people on her MySpace page to sign a petition that will go to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger asking for him to pardon her 45-day jail sentence. Paris asks (in her own spelling) " My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! " urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition,""
Sihn it?! I don't know how to do that! Sorry slut. Injustice?! Who the hell does she think she is. If this happened to you or me we'd immediately be thrown in the slammer for twice as long! We'd probably lose our licenses and our cars. She's getting off easy if you ask me. I mean she violated her probation TWICE!? What the hell does she want, an award? 
There's going to be a riot if this shit gets overturned. They should add 45 more days to her sentence just for this. I mean she talks about wasting tax payer money. She wasted tax payer money in the FIRST PLACE by breaking the law. DUMB HO! This ho makes me want to slap a bitch!
In other dumb whore news, Elliot Mintz has apparently gone back to his master. They had a "sober" dinner last night. He said, "We're going to talk the way intelligent folks speak to each other. Not on cell phones and blackberries. We are going to see where it takes us."
Intelligent folks?! Um..NOT POSSIBLE!  
Source: People
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