Paris Think The Cops Pulled Her Over to “Hit On Her”
May 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paris Hilton is out of her mind! I think the ALLEGED crabs from her vagina have crawled into her brains and are slowly eating the one brain cell she has left. Here's what she told Bazaar in an interview for its June issue. The issue came out before she was sentenced to 45 days in the big house.
"I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They'll just pull me over to hit on me. It's really annoying. They're [the cops] like, 'What's your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?' "
More like they pull her over to "HIT HER." She is seriously the dumbest and most spoiled bitch on this Earth. If the cops hit on her it's because they know she's a sure thing. I doubt they ask "want to go out to dinner?" You don't need to wine and dine that piece to get some. You just need to whip it out.
Source: NY Post
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