May 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tom Cruise has bought Katie Holmes a beautiful new prison to the tune of $35 million. The new home of the Cruise Asylum is 10,000 square-feet and boasts a tennis court, pool and 1.5 acres. This way Katie really can't get away! There's probably a built-in dungeon.
Now Tommy can be much closer to his main-boyfriend David Beckham. The Beckham pad is only 2 minutes away!
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