Crissy Wins Something

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I know a lot of you get dirty for Cristiano Ronaldo, so here he is. I guess he won some football match over the weekend with his team, Manchester United. They won the Premier League tile, whatever that means. Any "football lingo" I know is from "Footballers Wives" and I don't think they covered that.
 
I mean Crissy has body and all, but his face is a little busted. Don't get me wrong I'd let his snake race for my kidney, but I'd have to be on top so I could fix those eyebrows at the same time. 
 
 
Source: Towleroad
 
 
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