Brit Brit May Duet with Marilyn Monroe

May 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Being the huge homo that he is, Lance Bass owns the rights to the Marilyn Monroe song "Down Boy." According to Star Magazine Lance has offered Britney Spears the chance to duet with Marilyn like Celine Dion did with Elvis on American Idol a couple of weeks ago. TORTURE! 
 
Brit is apparently considering the offer and may put it on her album due out in November. Marilyn has been through enough! I mean with all the divorces and miscarriges…she doesn't need this! Having her duet with Britney would be like making Mother Theresa dance with the devil!
 
In other Brit news, she played her last "comeback" gig in Las Vegas last night. Same broke wig. Same dirty bra. Same moves. Same everything.
 
Visit Breathe Heavy for pictures if you care.
 
Image Source: Flynet
 
 
 
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >