May 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Friends and family of inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA say that Paris Hilton better watch her ass. They said if she acts uppity or uses her favorite word (the n-word) she's done for.
One friend of an inmate said, "My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place. She better learn to bite her tongue."
Paris will most likely be segregated to a one person cell for her own safety. She will have to wash out her panties in the shower, sleep on a thin mattress with one sheet and eat basic crap. Some inmates say that Lynwood is worse than a State prison.
She will have to shower with the others though and one inmate said that Lynwood has a population of extremely masculine, butch dykes and that Paris might be a favorite of theirs!
Ahahaha! Paris is going to be traded for a pack of ciggies! I mean that's basically what she's worth, right?
There has been rumors that she won't serve long due to overcrowding, but one prison official said that isn't a problem anymore. It better not be! I would personally donate to the "KEEP THE HO IN JAIL" fund if there was such a fund.
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