Paris Hilton Will Go to Jail!

May 4, 2007 / Posted by:
A judge has just ordered Paris Hilton to 45 days in the clink for violating her probation. She begins serving on June 5th and if she doesn't serve onor before then she will get 90 days. The judge said she must do all the time and it not allowed a work release, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She will serve at a woman's jail in Lynwood, CA.
There is justice in this world!!!!
TMZ reports that Wonky blamed her pr whore, Elliot Mintz, for telling her that her license was not suspended. The judge told her that she signed a document stating that her license was suspended for 4 months. She said she didn't know what she was signing, she just signed it.
Before the judge's ruling she cried and told the court ""I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all."
Unfortch, the judge was a hot ho and didn't buy any of her dumb excuses. He also didn't like when she blamed her handlers.
Her parents were also in the room and Kathy is apparently very upset. AHAHAHAHAH! Their pain is my joy! Bitch got what she deserved.
Hopefully someone in the slammer will give her another wonk eye to the match the one she already has!
Bonus! While waiting for the judge's ruling I was bored and googled "paris hilton vagina" and look what I got on the second page. Genius! Click here to see, but it's extremely NSFW! I don't even know if it's safe for humans! But it is basically what you get when you deal with her vagina!
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