Just Say No to Plastic Hearts
May 3, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Julie Christie is one of the sexiest beasts to ever live. She's 66-years-old and hasn't cursed herself by going under the knife. I just have one thing to say. Last night at the premiere of her new movie "Away From Her" she should've followed the Paris Hilton rule.
Before leaving the house look into the mirror and ask yourself "Would Paris' nasty ass wear this?" If you aren't sure, check the internet. If the answer is "yes." Burn everything immediately!
Julie should've done this. Plastic red heart earrings?! Oh Julie! A woman like you should only wear diamonds or anything from the Suzanne Somers Jewelry Vault!
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