Battle of the Wonk Eye
May 2, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
A Dlisted reader wrote me last week about "wonk eye" surgery. She said she had it and that it was painless and only cost around $1,5000. Her insurance even covered it. So why haven't Lucy Liu or Parasite gone under the knife? I love Lucy, so I'm not going to touch that….but Paris?!
You'd think this vain bitch would fix the beak and the pirate eye. Maybe she thinks she's perfect, but if that's the case she's in a world of delusion. Even that acid-trip dress can't hide the fact that her left eye is working overtime for the right eye!
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