Ass Candy
May 2, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Don't know what to get your mother for Mother's Day?! Well, I've got the perfect gift for you! It's chocolate modeled after someone's a-hole. Yeah, really romantic. According to the makers the candy has " aphrodisiac properties and is also good for helping to ease a hangover."
That's funny, because they make me nauseous.
Besides I usually like my assholes chocolate free if I ain't being too subtle.
Source: Dan Savage
Thanks Josh & Markus
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