Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:
This hot bitch right here may become the world's smallest pooch. He's a long-haired chihuahua named Tiny Dancer and he comes from Orlando, FL. He's only 11-months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall.
According to Guinness the smallest dog in the world was Danka form Slovakia, but he died. Tiny Dancer will have to wait until June 8th when he turns 1 to officially claim the title.
Height is measured from the dog's feet to his shoulders.
TD's owner, Jenny Gomes, said that when he was born doctors wanted to euthanize him because of they feared health problems. Jenny named him after the Garth Brooks version of Tiny Dancer and not Elton John's version. HAH!
4-inches?! He's smaller than most dicks. That means I could deepthroat that bitch easy. I just hope Jenny doesn't let TD sleep in the bed with her or it's curtains for him!
Source: Orlando Sentinel
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