This Hurts
April 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
It paaaaains me to say. Asshole Simpson actually looks pretty here. FUCK! I'm going to heaven now! Dammit! I have to say something awful about her. Something! I'm sure you guys will come up with something, because you're way more hateful than me. Sort of.
Ok, she still has a Jay Leno chin. She needs to take a chainsaw to that hunk. Ok phew. I'm still going to hell. Yay!
Oh yeah, this is that UsWeekly thing AGAIN and no they aren't paying me.
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