This CANNOT Happen

April 27, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Let's just blow up Hollywood right now! They are obviously not capable of coming up with original ideas and their run must come to an end. Which brings me to our next story….
 
Nicole Kidman has committed a sin by purchasing the rights to my favorite movie of all-time "How to Marry a Millionaire" as a possible starring vehicle for herself. Nicky has plans to produce the film under 20th Century Fox.
 
The screenwriter from "The Terminal" will overhaul the entire story and bring it update. Yeah, more like MURDER it. This is not right. You can remake anything, but this!
 
The original starred Marilyn Monroe, Betty Grable and Lauren Bacall as hot bitches trying to catch a rich husband. This movie is GOLD and Nicky will pay for this! I'll see you in botox hell!
 
Source: Coming Soon
 
 
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