Rihanna’s new video “Umbrella” has landed and this ho is so hot, I can’t take it! The song isn’t terrible, but it’s all about the video. I’d totally go lesbo over and over again for this snatch. We’d bump cats all day and all night.
Oh yeah and Jay-Z is in it. Didn’t he retire a thousand times? Over him.
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