Papa Joe’s Adopting Britney?!
April 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Simpson's #1 stalker, her daddy Joe Simpson, is considering managing Britney Spears. Sources tell Rush & Molloy that he tried to set up a meeting with her this past weekend, but it feel through. Probably, because dumbass Britney was driving all the way to Barstow to get a burger at a taco place! I still can't get over that.
Anyways, Joe Simpson's rep denies all this. Sources say that if Britney signs with Joe she won't be in direct competition with Jessica. Since Jess' music career sucks, Joe has put her in the movies and endorsing products.
If this ever happens, you know Brit and Joe are going to have an affair. SICK! Joe's probably already jacking it to the pictures of her in those shorty shorts. He can't wait to run his fingers through that beat wig.
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com