Mommy Classes for Katie

April 25, 2007 / Posted by:
An inside source has snitched to Us Weekly that Tom Cruise has ordered Katie Holmes to take "mommy lessons" at the Scientology Center. Friends say that Katie is neck-deep into Scientology and her only outside link is Posh Beckham. For some reason Tom still allows Katie to remain friends with her even though Posh has made it clear that she's not joining Scientology, because she wants to spend her money on shoes and purses instead.
A Scientology source said that the "mommy" classes are basically classes to learn parenting skills.
Katie still has her Scientology minder who was assigned to her when she started dating Tom. The minder has to make sure Katie doesn't say anything critical about the cult.
Scientology parenting classes scare. They most likely teach you how to prepare your tots for the mothership.
I'm waiting for the day Katie loses it in the middle of Barney's shoe department. That day is coming.
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