Heather Out, Asia In

April 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Heather Mills one-legged ass was voted out of "Dancing with the Stars" last night. She knew she was going home, so she put together a little speech. She thanked everyone from the make-up girls to the band. That leaves Laila Ali as the sole female contestant and I'm not even sure she's female! Just kidding, she's a female. Wait, is she?
I actually grew to like Heather. She's known as a stupid-piece-of-trash-bitch on both sides of the Atlantic, but I fell for her. Pun intended.
Speaking of trash TV, The Pussycat Dolls has a new tranny! Asia, the 18-year-old single mother from New York won a spot in PCD last night. In the finals, Asia, Chelsea and Melissa were left to battle it out. Chelsea can sing, but homegirl can't dance. She made Heather Mills look like Scat Cat. Melissa looked too much like the lead tranny in PCD, Nicole.
Congratulations Asia! Robin Antin awarded her with a dick tucker and a microphone equipped with vocal effects!
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