April 24, 2007 / Posted by:
"The Tudors" star and alleged homo, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, has checked himself into rehab. I guess that's the thing to do when you're in Hollywood. A right of passage.
His spokeswhore said, "After a non-stop succession of filming, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an alcohol-treatment program. He felt a break was needed to maintain his recovery."
So it's like a vacation? Anyway, he needs it, because homegirl was looking BEAT. That being said, someone find out where he's staying so I can apply for a "nurse" position there. My speciality is taking temperatures in the arse.
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