Just Use Your Hand
April 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Sheryl Crow is on tour to support Global rights and the enviroment. It is Earth month after all. She thinks that Americans use too much toilet paper to wipe the caca and limiting the number of sheets you use could save some trees.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
One sheet per ass wiping? I seriously might as well use my hand, because it's gonna get on there anyway.
She also designed a fabric napkin that attaches to your sleeve so you can easily wipe your mouth at dinner without using a paper napkin.
I love Sheryl's enthusiasm, but she should leave the ideas to others. Oh and don't EVER shake Sheryl's hand. EVER.
Thanks Mabel
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