April 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Is my future ex-husband, Pete Doherty, spraying his blood around again ? Naw, it's just ketchup. At least I hope it is.
The day before a judge praised Petey for his efforts in staying drug-free. Pete told the court that the love he feels for Kate Moss and his friends have helped him stay off the smack.
He said, "The people I'm closest to have had enough. They've said it's drugs or them. A lot has changed in the past week."
After that, he left court, got into his car, stopped in a nearby alley and popped a vein. Ok, that's not fact. The day Pete Doherty truthfully kicks drugs, is the day that all the coke plants in the world shrivel up and die. There wouldn't be a reason for them to go on anymore.
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