Dancing with the Skeletons

April 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Producers of "Dancing with the Stars" are trying their hardest to land Posh Beckham, because of the success they received from Heather Mills. The reality show is usually filled with no-names, but they are reaching for the stars now and hope to get a tabloid favorite.
An inside source said, “We are halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather [Mills]. We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect.” 
This ho would literally break into a million pieces if she danced. They would have to wrap her ass bandages like a mummy.
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