Britney Has a Chance!
April 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Prince William and his long-term girlfriend, Kate Middleton, have called it a day. Sources blame Willy's love for army life and Kate's pressure in becoming Britian's next Queen. Friends of the couple say that Willy has immersed himself into army life and would rather go out drinking with his pals than hang out with Kate.
A source said, "She is stuck in London while he is living in an officer’s mess in Dorset. Kate feels hugely frustrated that their relationship just seems to be going backwards at a rate of knots.
“At university they were living together. Now, nearly three years on, they are lucky if they see each other once a week.
“When he does get a night off, it appears to Kate that William would rather spend time drinking with his new-found Army pals.”
The split was clean and no third-parties were involved.
Now's Britney's chance! She always said she wanted to be a Princess one day. Get her over to Britian STAT! Oh and by "drinking with his pals" they really mean "bukkake."
Source: The Sun
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