April 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Dear Joe Francis,
Please ask Macavity the cat if he'd be interested in trading brains with you, because you need all the help you can get. You're a dumbass HO!
As you all know Joe is in jail for tax evasion and for contempt of court. He was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard for a glass of water. This douche promised a guard $100 if he would get him some water so he could take his sleeping pills. The guard turned him down and so Joe showed him $500. Jailbirds aren't allowed to have cash. That was a smart move. Guards searched Joe and found 16 prescription medications including Lunesta and lorazepam.
Authorities have simply added these charges to his growing tab.
Doesn't he know how to swallow pills without water? What kind of pillhead is he? I'm embarrassed for him.
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