Neverland on the Cheap

April 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Michael Jackson put Neverland Ranch on the real estate market a couple of years ago, but nobody has bought that hunk of mess. Some dude named Bill Huff wants to buy the estate which includes a zoo, amusement park and movie theater. Jacko originally wanted $50 million clams, but Bill is willing to pay $20 million.
Jacko's reps still deny that Neverland is up for sale. Sources close to Billy say he wants to tear down Jacko's creepy mansion and develop land.  
SICK! Who would want to buy that house of sin?! Imagine all the effed up crap you'd fine around there: monkey bones, baby jizz and Jesus juice…no thank you!
Source: Page Six
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