Last night’s “American Idol” was all sorts of boring. The moment of the night was of course when JLo mentored Sangina. He sang “Besame Mucho” when he really should’ve sang “La Isla Bonita”, but that’s besides the point. The best part was when JLo started to sing with him. Watching her sing is like watching hyenas slowly devour a baby zebra. It’s slow as hell and painful.
That being said, Sangina wasn’t half bad last night. Painted on facial hair and everything.