Marriage is Punishment Enough

April 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Elizabeth Hurley's in-laws have already disowned her for being a straight-up bitch, but now she may go to jail! HOT!  A man who has never met Elizabeth or her husband, Arun Nayer, has filed charges against them claiming they broke Hindu laws.
Arun's own daddy has also agreed to testify according to reports.
The prosecuting lawyer said, "An arrest warrant could be issued for Arun and Liz as soon as the prosecution has made its case – either because they are summoned to give evidence or they have been found guilty.

"We have our own religious beliefs including that the bride and bridegroom must behave soberly, and in this case they have both taken drink. Pictures of kissing in Hello magazine is against our culture. We are using the Hello! pictures to prove our case.

"Vinod Nayer (Arun's daddy) told me that when Arun Nayer and Liz Hurley came to the marriage mandap (marriage place), Arun Nayer left his footwear outside the mandap but Liz Hurley refused to remove her footwear.

"When we worship we must remove our shoes because we pray to God and at that time shoes should be removed.

"Our intention is to prove that the proceedings adopted by both the accused for their marriage is against our Hindu rites."

The couple could get 3 years in the slammer if found guilty.

Liz should just blow the daddy and get it over with. Daddy needs to get over it. His daughter-in-law is a dumbass ho. This is not unusual in our culture. 



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