Jordan Plans Her Fourth Boob Job, Still Hates Posh
April 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jordan is expecting her 3rd kid in June and as expected her fake breasts are getting even bigger. She bragged about them and other things to The Sun :
She said, “Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”
Yeah, Petey is probably thinking of a hot dude's butt cheeks while he's burying his head up in there. Let's be real. Jordan also revealed that she's only craving "ice cubes and Peter" during her pregnancy. In fact, being knocked up has made her quite randy.
“My sex life is brilliant this time round. Even though I’m suffering terrible back pain, Pete and I have been inventive. Pete is really fit and toned and looks incredibly sexy.
We have sex in all different ways to get round my backache.”
Too much information and a pack of lies probably. Jordan also can't wait for after birth plastic surgery. She said that this is the fattest she's ever been, but she'll have the works when she's done.
“I’m also going to have Botox, the works. It’s what I’m looking forward to the most.”
She will also have a fourth boob job to make them smaller and perkier.
“It will be my fourth, but I want new implants, possibly smaller, and to perk them up a bit. And if I have a new boob job they will be exclusive to Pete — nobody else will have touched them.”
She also used the opportunity to bad mouth Posh as usual. She discussed her reality show being picked up by E! and shown here in the States.
“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday.
“At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.”
Jealousy!
Source: The Sun
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