He Better Wax That Ass

April 5, 2007 / Posted by:
A judge in Florida ordered Girls Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, to serve jail time for contempt of court.  Authorities claim that during settlement negotiations, Joe shouted nastiness at the seven women suing him. Judge Smoak ordered him to be arrested last Saturday, but that was later suspended after he learned Joe made an offer to the girls.  Shortly after Joe changed the conditions of the offer. 
The judge said, "He may have snookered us and gotten out Saturday, but he's coming back"
SNOOKERED! Joe better get that ass nice and smooth, because getting rammed by two at once doesn't feel good if you ain't soft in the hole region. Yes, I'm speaking from experience so stop your pointing and laughing! Butthole chap is not a laughing matter.
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