Cynthia Nixon is a Bag Lady
April 4, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The other day at Riverside Park in Manhattan, a lady threw some Ziploc bag into the trash. She then noticed someone going through the trash to get her bag. It was Cynthia Nixon.
The woman said, "I was standing there in utter shock that Cynthia Nixon picked my trash out of the garbage. She then turns to me and asks, 'Is it okay to take this?' "
"She then took her son's half-eaten snack and placed it in my used baggie."
Dirty lesbo! Just because you like to kiss a saggy, old trash bag doesn't mean your kid does.
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