Sangina’s New Hairstyle

April 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
American Idol's Sanjaya is the most searched Idol ho on Yahoo even surpassing has-been Antonella Barba. His effed-up hairdos are the reason why he's such a household name.
KFC has offered Sanjaya a lifetime supply of their nasty and toxic KFC bowls i f he gets a "bowl" cut. They will also make a charitable donation in his name.
 
Here's the open-letter:
 
“Congratulations on catching America’s ears…and eyes. Over the past month, you’ve wowed the world with your original performances. And, your ever-changing hairdos have made you almost as famous as KFC® Original Recipe® Chicken and Colonel Sanders himself.

On behalf of Kentucky Fried Chicken®, I want to serve up to you a tasty offer. If you don a bowl hairdo during one of your next nationally televised performances, KFC will grant you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls®. We’re sure America will be as ‘bowled-over’ by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls.

From wavy to Mohawk to now the classic bowl – who knows, your bowl cut could start a trend as big as KFC Famous Bowls, which consumers ranked as THE most memorable new product of 2006.

In addition to free KFC Famous Bowls for life – if you sport a bowl cut, KFC will cut a check in your name to Colonel’s Scholars, a charity providing young people with much needed college scholarships. We’re confident that helping students afford college is something that even the toughest of judges would stand and applaud.” – Your Fan, Gregg Dedrick, President of KFC.

How is a lifetime supply of that slop a reward? Rat tails and oil cheese? HELL NO. Sangina should do it though and send the supply to that fat bitch that was starving herself.

She'd go through that "lifetime supply" in two days.

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