April 3, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Douche extraordinaire, Noel Gallagher and his girlfriend Sara MacDonald are expecting a baby and he already has the name picked out if it's a boy. Noel said he would love to call his son "Chutney" or "Gizmo."
He said, "Chutney is a name I fancy if the baby is a geezer. Maybe Gizmo Gallagher, or Gilly Gallagher."
"If it's a girl, Sara's already got the names picked out. But either way it's gonna be legendary."
Gizmo?! That's the name of a damn monster. A cute, fluffy monster, but still a monster. He has heroin in the brains. This ho needs a douche enema in the head. Poor unborn kid.
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