Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are on like a World Tour of Fugly and arrived in Australia over the weekend. Before that they were in Italy where hotel guests were stunned at her cries of passion in the night. Vomit.
A source said, "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time.
"This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."
The woman screaming loudly was probably John. You know these two look fine on their own, but together brings out the ugg in each other.
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