Chris Rock’s Secret Love Child!

March 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Chris Rock is in hot water again. A couple of weeks ago, Chris was denying rumors that he was effing his "I Think I Love My Wife" co-star Kerry Washington even though he's married. 
Now, a woman named Kali Bowyer has come forward claiming that Chris has a 13-year-old son. Her son, Jordan, suffers from seizures and thinks Chris' medical history can help with his treatment.
Medical treatment? Is that what we're calling cold-hard cash now?
She told The National Enquirer , "My son's 13 now and he knows what's going on. He told me the other day, 'I don't need him in my life, just to take the test so I can find out what's wrong with me.'" 
She has filed papers in Georgia requesting Chris take a paternity test, pay child support, medical coverage and attorney fees.
Kali has said she's worked with Chris' lawyers and has given them everything they've asked for (birth records, etc…) but he still hasn't taken the test.
"I don't want a dime for myself, but support for my son," stated Kali. "I just think that it's rude that Chris just won't respond. His attorneys exact words were, 'This is going to disrupt his life.'" 
Let's be real, Chris is a dick and it's probably his baby. Also, Kali is a gold digger and wants money. Chris' wife is either a dumbass or a genius. Maybe she doesn't give a hell what Chris does as long as she's kept in Gucci and diamonds.
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