March 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Lindsay Lohan has finally called her father, Michael Lohan, after he was released from prison for drunk driving. She didn't call to say "I love you" unfortunately.
A source said Lindsay called to tell him, "You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again."
Stevie Wonder should record that track.
Michael found Jesus in the slammer and had hoped to mend his broken relationship, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. It also doesn't look like she's gonna give him that loan he was probably going to ask for.
Don't worry. Lohan still has a bad influence in White Oprah. All is well.
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