Thank God They Didn’t Breed

March 27, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Randy Spelling wants everyone to know that he took Paris Hilton's cherry. Only a Spelling would WANT to admit to something like that.
 
He said, “We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”
 
The Gods were on our side by breaking them up. If a Spelling and a Hilton reproduced, I think the world would end in a fiery ball of queef juice.
 
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