March 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I already tortured myself by reading Jordan's first novel, Angel, last Summer. Angel was basically a novel about a no-talent ho who becomes famous by effing all these dudes. A Jordan biography if you will. I think Angel was actually written by Harvey and co-written by Jordan's vagina lips.
Jordan is at it again! This time she's releasing a novel called "Crystal" about a woman who becomes famous by effing a bunch of dudes. Here's a little expert of this literaly masterpiece:
“You’re one lucky girl Crystal, you’ve found the holy grail of *****! The shorts were so far up her **** cheeks, it must have felt like she was ******** her ******** every time she sat down!”
You can fill in the blanks. It makes for a fun game. Jordan will also release a children's book called "Perfect Ponies" on the same day.
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