Lisa Nowak Got a New Job!
March 22, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Lisa Nowak was fired from NASA after she was charged with trying to kidnap some other astroho. The United States military have given Lisa a new job. She will be a trainer at the Chief of Naval Air Training Command in Corpus Christi, TX next month.
Lisa became a household name when she was arrested in February for pepper-spraying and trying to kidnap a love rival. Lisa was in love with the woman's boyfriend.
Don't you feel safer now that Lisa is working to protect our country? Damn, she's hot. She should forget that kind of work and get a job as a spokesperson for Depends .
Thanks Ashley
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