Jesse Goes to Rehab

March 22, 2007 / Posted by:

A couple of weeks ago the Desperate Housewives gardener, Jesse Metcalfe, was spotted acting like a drunken fool at the Mondrian Hotel. Witnesses say he was out of control and looked like he hasn’t slept in days. Well, his rep issued this statement:

“On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”

I love that in the statement his rep has to remind us who he is, because most of us have no idea. He’s probably in rehab for being gay! I mean he’s trying to pretend he’s straight and all by dating that British chick, Nadine Coyle.


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