Jordan Thinks Her Friend Will End Up Like Anna Nicole

March 21, 2007 / Posted by:

Jordan and Kerry Katona used to be BFFs, but now that Jordan is like mum of the year or something she’s turned her back on Kerry! Yes, Kerry is a huge mess, but she’s hot. Jordan actually said that she’s afraid her old friend will turn into Anna Nicole Smith.

She said, “I want to speak to her but I can’t get through because she hasn’t got a phone, but I would like her to call me. She has my number.And I only said she would end up like Anna Nicole Smith because I’m worried about her.”

Kerry doesn’t have a phone?! OMG, she’s an old school crackhead. Does she handle all her business at a payphone? I love that. Jordan needs to mind her own business! Kerry is an angel and beautiful person! It’s funny how “Anna Nicole” has become the new phrase for death.


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