Porn Bones

March 18, 2007 / Posted by:

Dear Jenna Jameson,

You will never EVER be like Posh Beckham so quit trying! You aren’t even hot enough to be Posh’s menstrual discharge. Wait, do anos have that? Scratch that. Ok, you will never be hot enough to be Posh’s chewed up and spit up meals!

xoxoxoMichael K

PS – This is Jenna looking bonealicious at the Octavio Carlin show at Kitten Fashion Week. They have fashion week for kittens?!?

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