Why Is Parasite Always Bruised?

March 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

Parasite Hilton went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and wore another one of her trademark bruises. This ho seems to always have bruises all over her ass. She either likes it rough or is always getting beat up. I’d like to think it’s the latter.

E! has confirmed that Paris and Nicole Richie will be camp counselors for the 5th and hopefully LAST season of The Simple Life. It has been reported that they will be counselors at a fat camp and that’s pretty much true. I guess each week there will be a different theme.

“The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It’s not a fat camp.”

What perfect role models right? One ho used to sell her nastiness for Burger King and the other one was put in the hospital for not drinking water. Hmmm…what would some other good camp theme weeks be? Concentration? Is there such thing as stranded-forever-and-ever-on-a-deserted-island camp?

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