The Poor Man’s Lohan

March 17, 2007 / Posted by:

Little Jena Malone used to be so cute. She was the little girl from “Stepmom” who grew up and did some actually good films from “Donnie Darko” to “Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys” to “Cold Mountain.”

Look at this piece of trash now. Someone got bitten by the Cory Kennedy and it isn’t pretty. Hairy arms and drawing tears on your face isn’t a pretty look. Here’s another one that’s just fighting the cute. Ugh.

I shouldn’t talk, because I’m sure there’s worse pictures of me being a drunk fool out there. At least if you’re going to pose with a cup, make sure it’s like pretty glass and not cheap plastic.


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