Keanu Fights the Hot
March 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
There’s certain hot people that don’t want to be hot and so they fight it. Keanu Reeves is one of those people. I mean I don’t know why since that’s the only thing going for him. This ho can’t act and his band sucks, so basically being pretty is all he has.
That being said, I’d still let him dirty up his beard in my dark hole. It is dark, cause I haven’t bleached it yet.
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