Caribbean Queen

March 16, 2007 / Posted by:

Church leaders in Tobago want Elton John banned from giving a concert on the island for fear that he will turn locals gay. He’s scheduled to perform in April at the Plymouth Jazz Festival.

Some douche named Philip Isaac said, “His visit to the island can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle. The artist is one of God’s children and while his lifestyle is questionable, he needs to be ministered onto.”

God can save Elton’s love of the cock in the booty, but can Elton save God’s love of….ok I’ll stop.

That church-douche went on to say that homos can be barred from entering the country, although that hasn’t happened yet.

Has he seen the Caribbean?! That joint is the gayest gay ever! I mean everything’s like pink and fruity.

Festival organizers say that Elton is welcome and he will perform.

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