Not surprisingly, Sanjaya was NOT voted out of “American Idol” last night. It was surprising that he made the bottom 3. I really thought this dude was at the top of the list. Brandon Rogers was voted out. It’s not right, but it’s okay.
I’ve changed my mind about Sanjaya. I want him to stay. His days are numbered, but he’s really hot. He represents the little homo in all of us. We must keep him just for the hair alone. He is the voice of an angel, a beautiful homo angel.
If he leaves, who else do we have to make fun of? Everyone is else is a damn bore. Sanjaya keeps us talking. Vote for this bitch.
Also, if you need a gorgeous and hypnotic morning serenade..here’s Sanjaya doing “Aint No Mountain High Enough!”