Tweaker Tonya

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Nancy Kerrigan’s best girlfriend ever, Tonya Harding, is making news in Washington. Clark County coppers responded to two calls from Tonya early Sunday morning. They described her as “tweaking out.”

According to Tonya, four men and women tried to steal her car. The cops found her story completely bullshit. A few hours later, Tonya’s friend called and told the cops that she was “seeing animals” WTF?! Stop sniffing drano, you trailer trash bitch!

The cops showed up and took Tonya back to her trailer. Oh damn, she really lives in a trailer?

She’s still the most elegant princess on ice in my opinion and by ice I mean fried up Nyquil.


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