Cliche: Michael Lohan Found Jesus in the Big House

March 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

Michael Lohan found Jesus while he was in the big house. He said he went to Bible college and is now all holy and shit. Yeah, I’m sure he had a lot of soul in his hole. I bet you he was the pass-around-patty of the clink.

Lindsay’s daddy was released last night and said he’s taking it slow with his daughter and White Oprah. He said, “I think she knows she needs us both. I’m going to wait, and when she sees I’m walking the walk, I’m hopeful she’ll open the door.”

Now that he’s free and all into Jesus he wants to help the youth with their problems.

“I can’t tell you what it feels like to be free. It’s amazing. . . . I want to help people. I don’t want them to fall into the same traps I did.”

Liar in the mouth! I bet you anything he was smoking crack during that interview.

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Thanks Jeff

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