Hot Mess Convention
March 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Last night’s Rock and Rock Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony in NYC looked like either a hot mess convention or an AA reunion. I mean, WTF?! What happened to Patti Smith?! She looks like the bad end of gutter-found Jack Daniels bottle. We all know Keith Richards is haggard. I think his skin is made out of wax.
Ronnie Spector made Aretha Franklin look like a damn beauty queen! Ronnie is like a Jackee Harry on crack!!
Slash doesn’t look bad in the face, but look at that gut! Wear a girdle! I’d still Sammy Hagar from the back.
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