Kristy Swanson to Play Anna Nicole Smith

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Law & Order is known for their “ripped from the headlines” episodes. They will be the first show to tackle the Anna Nicole Smith story. Kristy Swanson has already been cast to play the Anna-type character. They are talking to Jon Lovitz about playing the Howard K. Stern-type character. They are also developing a character based on Vergie Arthur.

Weird…… They better include Kimmie, No-teefs Shelley and Sugarpie! Beth Ditto can play Kimmie, Taryn Manning can play Shelley and Tinkerbell can gain some weight to play Sugarpie.

Kristy recently had a baby with her “Skating with Celebrities” partner Lloyd Eisler after she homewrecked his home!


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